Him: Tomato?

You: Scoot in the other direction, snot rag.
Him: Egg?

You: Scoot in the other direction, snot rag.
Him: Vokay then, happy hole-ey!
You: Spank you very much. Shame to you.

And then..
PHAT!
SPLASH!
The side of mine shoulder still smelleth rotten. *sniff*
Mine tresses still drip purple. *grrr*
And the coward attacked me from behind before 'scooting' away quite literally, dodging a second look.



But this will not go unsettled, will it, Dowdy? The street will be stalked till thou art paid back in kind. Vengeance is sweet.


14 comments:
Holi Hai!! \[:D]/
Damn! That orkut smiley don't show here. :X
You will hyaav to be cunning yenaf to steal them ya. :D
But its ok, :) ;) :p :D <--- these will do for now. :p
interesting, are ye sad that they were not directed onto thy face that u can gulp some inside to quench ur appetite?
^ Aai weel keel yoo. :x
Coming back to form eh..? good stuff
:)
I escaped holi :D. Those who stayed back at the hostel had their shirt torn apart and made to roll in the mud and had to jump into a tank filled with coloured water :D
Now, your experience was not sssoooo bad, was it? :P
arjun, ur hostel is better da, we had to have a bath in the mud water and we were thrown onto the ground, my back still has the scars. luckily my shirt stays in one piece!
and u need not try killing, me i'm already dead!
^ All in good humour, friend. :p
Typical with boys. That's how it is in Mumbai and other parts of Northern India whose populace I think constitutes a greater part of your hostels. But fish.. :x
@ nakki
what form you talking about dude? when was it ever lost to come back? looks like you havent read the blog completely. read the previous articles again. takes more than that to get the measure of aks though.
aksie, you delight the reader with every article. go large scale soon!
~purab~
lol, it never fails to amuse me, when I think of all those things that people can possibly consider as 'fun'. Diwali, followed by Holi, are the crowning glories of all Indian festivals, in that sense of speaking.
If Aksie knows what I'm trying to say, this is lost week ah? :D
Liar!! :P
Try Dahi Handi during Janmashthami in Bombay some time. :D
[:)]
Time, you update your blog. Miss your writing
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